Well, that was unexpected.
pop goes the weasel
(Source: yodiscrepo, via kaiserneko)
(Source: thebreadgod, via jannelle-o)
Now hang on a fucking second
ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane
i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody